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Sung to the tune of Disney's "The Phony King of England"
Oh the world will sing of a Clevish King
A thousand years from now
And not because he won some rings
Or had that lofty brow
While the Boston Celtics' team leads
The great crusade and games
The Cavs have to wave away
To that good-for-nothin' James
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of Cleveland
A pox on the phony king of Cleveland!
He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he cusses his Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as James the First
He's sure to be known as James the worst
A pox on that phony king of Cleveland!
While he hacks fans hearts to pieces
And he robs them of their dreams
King James' crown keeps slippin' down
From too much elbow cream
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Rondo's wily pack
They'll find a way to make him pay
And win their title back
The minute before he went else where
Ol' Rondo stole his thunder there
The breezy and uneasy king of Cleveland
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plotterin'
Wheelin' dealin'
LE-BRON, that phony king of Cleveland
Yeah!

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