The Official "What The Hell Is On Your Mind"

KyleCleric wrote:DJur means something else ...

Kidd is in the Matrix, he doesn't understand modern English

Over/Under 6 years before there's a sex tape scandal?
And somehow Matty is involved

matty rape?


I think rape is a myth, a woman can run a lot faster with her skirt up, than a man can with his trousers down...

What's a rapist's best lubricant?
Tears.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

What's the difference between necrophilia and date rape?
Just the body temperature......

They say that dead men don't rape.
But in Matty's experience, dead women don't put up a fight.

want more Matty rape jokes?

Yay Colbert at the RNC

arkanekidd wrote:matty rape?


I think rape is a myth, a woman can run a lot faster with her skirt up, than a man can with his trousers down...

What's a rapist's best lubricant?
Tears.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

What's the difference between necrophilia and date rape?
Just the body temperature......

They say that dead men don't rape.
But in Matty's experience, dead women don't put up a fight.

want more Matty rape jokes?

The X-Men movies are way overrated ...

Mark Texeira: $180 million

CC Sabathia: $161 million

New Yankee Stadium: $1.5 billion

Starting the season the right way: Priceless

respect the source material!!

Speaking of the X Men movies, that Wolverine one already leaked onto the net

they always do

Watched it as I was finishing up the crack for Season Ticket Basketball...

It sucked.

let me guess ... they killed off half the cast (don't respond, please)

I won't answer that, but I will say this...
They made Gambit into the biggest fruit in the history of super hero/comic movies.

It was the Work Print that got leaked, so not all the special effects were finished, so maybe I'll think differently of it when the finished product is released, but the storyline was just...meh...

damn it cavs need to lose 1 game somehow

It says I have 107 new PM's, yet my PM box is empty...

it says i have zero pm's....and i really have zero pm's

then i finally found that my inbox had 1 pm...this was epic

was it gonna be a cute chick

or was it gonna be a man saying i won the clubceltics lottery

but no, it was just kyle

So the league died slowfully and painfully I presume?

goldnblue83 wrote:So the league died slowfully and painfully I presume?

Finished up a season and then we scraped it. We all knew it was ending after the season, so slowfully, yeah, not so much painfully

Haven't been back here much since, see a few of the old members at some other boards. Mainly NES247, Sigsports, and Clublakers.