If a girl were an NBA team - funny blog

The Celtic Girl: Amitriptyline anyone? Talk about moody! One day the sun is shining the next day its dark clouds; a highly charged emotional roller coaster if ever there was one. Honestly, She probably needs a shrink. She comes from a family with generations of beauty contest winners and she’s an obsessed student of the history of the pageants but right now The Celtic Girl is young and still developing into her own. She’s also acutely aware of the external expectations. Celtic Girl can hear everyone whispering about how she is not as pretty as her mother and aunts. Consequently she’s highly defensive and secretly harbors a desire to rush and have some drastic cosmetic surgery to hasten what could be about to blossom naturally anyway. It doesn’t matter what she looks like anyway because personality wise she’s a know all and no-one likes her.

The Jazz Girl: Boring. Not pretty to look at but gets the job done. Sure you appreciate it at the time but as soon as something with a bit more penache comes along you’ll be on it for sure.