by Matty on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:20 am
doc Rivers coach of the year
comcoast rehires the Cooz and apeals to the hindu faith to make him a diety to appease true Celtic fans
Kobe Bryant goes to Colorado, meets a girl he finds attractive and proceeds to ra... oh wait, nevermind, already happended
Celtics win 18th nba championship
Greg Oden blocks 100 shots in a single game
Boston wins 70 games.
Darius Miles costs Portland 18 million dollars
Tony Allen forgets all about his knee's in one game and has 37 points, 9 rebounds, 14 assists, 4 steals and 2 blocks in 22 minutes, the next night, he can't forget about his knee's and scores 2 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist 19 turnovers and fouls out in the middle of the 2nd quarter
Pat Riley will walk past a pool of water and see his reflection in the water and be so memorized he stands frozen gazing at his own image untill he dies of starvation. subsequently is voted best looking corpse ever by GQ
Danny Ainge will trade Brian Scalabrine and Sam Cassel as well as 2 second round draft picks to Cleveland for lebron james the day after the cav's hire Kevin Mchale as the new GM
Gino will rise from the dead